Monday, December 15, 2008

Dont Hate Anybody

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove
20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was
already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same
thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat
kept coming home before him.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left,
past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he
reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen
is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.

Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost
and I need directions to reach home!!!

Moral:

How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we will need their
assistance. So never worry how many people dislike you...

Dont Laugh



In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out
to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes it
caught 50 thieves;

Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana ,
in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

India , in 15 minutes the machine
was stolen.



I thought I told you not to laugh??????? ?
Have a laughing day J,
won't you!!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

World’s first Online Medical Instrument Shopping Mall

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www.akasdoctor.comis not only online shopping mall for medical products; it is portal with lot of colourful wings. It includes Doctor Forum, Medical Books, Classifieds Jobs, CME, Finance, Medical Journals, Medical Association, Medical Colleges and updates about the medical arena from all over the world. www.akasdoctor.comis also a medical directory with all useful features, which brings thousands of regular visitors to the site. The medical products bought from this site have its trade mark for quality & price. The testimonials from the customers boost up the site to top level and now it adds more colour with many new products in medical field. By visiting regularly you can come across about many special offers, product pricing and much other important information about books, jobs, new rivals, medical news and so on.

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jokes of the week!!!

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."


A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."


The child comes home from his first day at school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."


Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"


The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"
"None," answered little Norman.
"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."
"Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one goes, they all go!"


Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!



Teacher: Milton, how can you prove the earth is round?
Milton: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

Monday, April 7, 2008

Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !


A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely
stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their
school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to
school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners
and stopped at
the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put
away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the cheque book. He cleaned
the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he
hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop
the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do
their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded
the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry,
bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get
through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord,
I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being
able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have learned
your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."


Voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !
if you agree, send it to all your friends who would enjoy this?
I just did !

Sunday, April 6, 2008

“Study skills are boring!” That is what most students tell me

Boring!? These are skills that can help them get better grades
and spend less time on homework how can they be boring?

Honestly, there is a good explanation for the bad rap that study
skills have developed over the years because a lot of boring
things are labeled as “study skills.” Learning how to use guide
words in a dictionary...a necessary skill, but boring! SQ3R a
reading strategy with many merits, but leaves me asking, “Who
wants to take the time to do all five steps?” Boring! Identifying
the main idea and supporting details on endless worksheets?
Another important skill, but still boring.

There is a broader and more important role study skills should be
playing in the lives of our middle and high school students,
especially in our current Information Age, when we must prepare
students for many careers and jobs that do not even exist yet.
Study skills are:

* The skills required to be an independent learner. * Skills
that build confidence. * Skills that develop efficiency. * Skills
that improve performance to prepare our students for high-stakes
tests and the globally competitive job market of the future. *
Skills that enable students to be proactive, make good decisions,
and think critically.

The LAST thing they should be is boring!

We were all born with a natural desire to learn. Infants,
toddlers, and pre-schoolers love to explore their world and take
pride in learning new things. Just yesterday, my four-year-old
was so excited about learning that he stood on top of his chair
and raised both arms in triumph exclaiming in a
‘na-na-na-na-na-na’ tone, “I learned a new wo-rd! I learned a new
wo-rd!” THAT was utter exhilaration over learning!

But, sometime in the elementary years, most students lose that
enthusiasm for learning, usually because they lose all of their
choices. Learning becomes dictated by their teachers, school
districts, and state-mandated curriculum. They are suddenly
swallowed into a bureaucracy of texts, tests, and lectures that
would bore any rational human being.

Much of these mandates and “lack of choices” are and will remain
out of students’ control, but there is a vital component we can
offer students to bring some pizzazz back to learning. Teach them
study skills principles and strategies to be organized and learn
efficiently. Show them they have the power to beat the system.
Well, maybe not beat the system, but at least work with the
system strategically to be successful. When strategic learning
enters the picture, students regain some control. They develop
personal power. And they learn important life-long skills that
will someday help them manage a home and career.

These may sound like lofty concepts, but they have real, concrete
implications. For example, as parents and educators:

* We can acknowledge that organizing papers and school-work is
difficult because traditional systems actually complicate the
process. We can then explore principles for organizing and
strategies to simplify the process. * We can acknowledge that
text-books are boring. But, if students understand how to
maximize their brain’s learning process, they can be strategic
readers and exponentially increase their reading comprehension
while only reading a fraction of the text. * When we want to say,
“Why can’t you plan ahead?!” we can pause and understand that
they have never really learned how to plan ahead. Armed with that
perspective, we can help them discover how to prioritize their
time and think proactively. There is a commercial that depicts
two professionals heading into their office building at the
beginning of the day. They are both neatly groomed and dressed
professionally. You can presume from their appearance and
surroundings that they are well-educated people. They are both
half-way up an escalator when the escalator suddenly stops.

They look shocked and bewildered. “I don’t need this!” complains
the woman. “Figures!” grumbles the man. They look around in panic
and start feeling around for their cell phones, but both discover
they have forgotten their phones at home.

As the commercial continues, these two “smart professionals”
remain stranded for what appears to be hours, yelling and
screaming for help and wallowing in their unfortunate sorrow that
they are stuck on an escalator. That’s right it’s an escalator,
NOT an elevator.

Are you wondering why they don’t just stand up and walk off?

That’s the point of the commercial...some solutions are so
blatantly obvious to some, but not to all. Students, in
particular, are commonly stuck on their own escalators, running
for help every time they get stuck and not employing any
strategies or critical thinking to move forward.

Arming students with study skills --skills for thinking
strategically about organizing, managing time, and learning--
gives them the power to simply stand up and walk off their own
escalator.

Taking control over their learning? Learning how to ‘play in the
system’ with strategy? There is nothing boring about that!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Build your list

One of the most important factors to online success is list
building. No matter what goals you're pursuing with your online
activities, building a good healthy contact list is vital for a
successful outcome.

List building plays a major role in developing good relationships
with your site's customers, clients and visitors. It can be used
to get more traffic, leads and sales for your site or business.

For these reasons contact building should be high on your list of
priorities when you're marketing or promoting on the web.
Fortunately, list building is an easy process that any site or
webmaster can quickly set-up as long as you understand two
simple, yet well-proven principles of list building.

To be really successful, your list building must incorporate
these two key elements. Without these two main ingredients you
will probably find building your contact list difficult and slow
going. So it is worth your while to fully understand and utilize
these two factors in your list building.

Any list should have these two key elements:

1. Value

Your list should have value. It should offer something valuable
to the one subscribing. It should offer important information,
quality content, special deals/discounts, and more importantly,
it should offer a valuable relationship or connection to an
expert in the subject area of the list.

Subscribers join a list for the benefits it will bring them,
whether it be valuable content, special deals or a connection to
an expert in their area of interest; your list must have value
for the subscribers. They must benefit from joining your list.

If you're building a list, just write down all the benefits
someone would receive from joining your site or list.

- receive important information - get special valuable content -
receive special deals/discounts - get training videos/workshops -
get timely announcements or news

Make these benefits your main selling points when you're
building your list. Don't forget there may also be a
psychological reason for joining your list - many people like
being part of a group or membership site. It's human nature, we
all want to be emotionally involved with certain topics or
causes, so don't ignore this aspect when building your list.
Everybody likes to feel included - lists can fulfill this
emotional need.

Simply give your subscribers something of value and you will
build your list quickly and easily.

2. Free

Whatever you offer - make sure it is Free. The quickest way to
build any list is to give away free valuable content,
information, videos, reports, ebooks, discounts, prizes...
everybody loves a free gift. Just make them an offer they can't
refuse.

Some marketers argue that giving away free items will attract the
"wrong kind" of customer or subscriber - people that will never
buy anything because they will expect it to be free. But this has
more to do with the nature of your gift and the kind of contacts
you're building - giving away free buying guides on how to
purchase real estate, fast cars, LCD TVs, laptops... will
definitely attract the right "buying customer". If you're into
selling, you just have to adjust your marketing to incorporate
the free element correctly.

Besides, giving away something free is the first step in starting
an ongoing relationship with your subscribers. It gets the ball
rolling. It is one of the most effective ways to build your list
quickly and easily. Just make sure you're giving away something
of value to the person receiving it and they will turn to you,
time and time again, to find what they're looking for on the
web.

So the next time you're building a contact list make these two
key elements the center of your activities. Just remember "give
them value and make it free" and you should have no problems
with list building.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Jump-Start Your Article



Information, much of it in the form of written content, is what
drives the Internet. As a result, article writing is extremely
important to Internet entrepreneurs who wish to succeed. But
sometimes circumstances arise when the articles just aren't
coming.

Writer's block happens to the best of us. I have cases of it all
the time. I'll be sitting at my keyboard, staring into a blank
screen, just hoping that a decent thought will jump into my head
and I can start typing again. One minute goes by, then two, then
ten, and nothing happens. Drat!

If this has ever happened to you, you know how frustrating it can
be. In my personal experience, writer's block usually occurs
when I have not adequately prepared myself to write at the
particular time at which I'm trying to write. What I mean is, I
have ideas for articles all the time. Unfortunately, they usually
show up when I'm in the shower, driving down the highway, in the
middle of trying to complete ten other things and something just
"pops into my head", or lying in bed at 3:00am. But, when it's
time to recapture my thoughts, when I'm sitting down and ready
to write, nothing.

If this sounds familiar, if you're in a bit of a slump or can't
seem to get or hold onto a decent article writing idea, here are
some tips:

1) If you get ideas frequently, but can't seem to recall them
when you need them, "sticky notes" and a small notepad work
wonders.

I know, it seems ridiculously simple. No rocket science here, but
I'm telling you if you've never tried this, it works. The
problem is not that you don't have ideas that can be transformed
into great articles. The problem is that you're not capturing
the ideas you have.

Keeping small notepads (we don't want to create clutter, because
clutter disrupts our ability to think and act clearly; a subject
for yet another article) around the house, in the car, on your
desks or anywhere else you tend to frequent, helps you to record
important or creative ideas as soon as you get them (or soon
thereafter). By taking time to "jot down" your thoughts as they
come, you create a means of saving them; a record and a resource.
Then, when you're in a position to do something with the ideas,
or when your "well runs dry", you have a great tool at your
disposal. (Note: Using a personal voice recorder instead of a
notepad, will work just as well.)

2) If getting ideas in the first place is your problem, here are
three quick idea sources: current news (What's going on that
affects your niche?), industry news (What are the new/hot trends,
what changes are occurring, what are people saying/doing? ), and
current problems or challenges your audience may face.

Each of these sources can be reviewed quickly without taking too
much of your time or effort. They can each provide the "seeds"
from which to generate interesting and helpful articles. In
addition, don't overlook the value of your own experience. Your
challenges, successes and failures are likely very similar to
those of other individuals who are involved and interested in the
same things as are you. Often, just writing about a subject and
offering readers a different perspective can provide a great deal
of benefit to your audience.

3) My final tip...Don't force it.

If you're experiencing difficulty with your article writing,
walk away. If you're attempting to write an article and nothing
is happening, STEP AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER (or paper or
notepad).

Turn your attention elsewhere. Feed the cat, walk the dog, get
some fresh air. Do something to break away from your writing.
Engage yourself in activities that are completely different. Then
return to your writing task with a refreshed mind and renewed
energy. I believe you'll find that you can write. If however,
your "dry spell" lasts more than momentarily, my advice is
still the same. Disengage, even for a period of a day or two if
needed, and completely immerse yourself in other things. When you
feel refreshed, come back to your writing and begin again.

Although there may be similarities in the actions of individuals
involved in the task, article writing is somewhat different for
everyone who does it. As writers, we all have different routines,
different rituals, and different methodologies according to what
works best for each of us. Invariably though, at some point or
other, every writer comes to a point when their engine stalls.

The best advice is to keep yourself renewed and refreshed on a
regular basis. Avoid getting so involved in your writing (or for
you who are entrepreneurs, any of the other gazillion tasks you
perform), that you exclude all else. This will help you to
maintain a fresh perspective, and that "freshness" will
certainly be reflected in your ability to write, as well as in
the quality of your writing.

But when a difficult period does arise, be prepared. Have the
tools in place to help you to get your article writing started
and going again. Hopefully the tips included within this article
will help you to do just that. Happy writing!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Fear Fear go away....


What do you do when someone you know has to deal with persistent
fears, anxieties, or even depression? Well the first thing you
need to do is to get the person to seek the services of a
professional who can lead them in the right direction and give
them the help they need. In addition, here are some other
techniques you can use to help the person cope.

Learn as much as you can in managing anxiety and depression.
There are many books and information that will educate you on
how to deal with fear and anxiety. Share this information with
the person who is struggling. Education is the key in finding
the answers your looking for in managing your fears.

Be understanding and patient with the person struggling with
their fears. Dealing with depression and anxiety can be difficult

for the person so do not add more problems than what is already
there.

The person struggling with the anxiety must realize that managing

anxiety and fear takes practice. When experiencing an anxiety
related situation, begin to learn what works, what doesn't work,

and what you need to improve on in managing your fears and
anxieties. As you do this, you will become better in dealing
with your anxieties.

Learn to manage your negative thoughts. A good way to manage
your fear is to challenge your negative thinking with positive
statements and realistic thinking. When encountering thoughts
that make your fearful or anxious, challenge those thoughts by
asking yourself questions that will maintain objectivity and
common sense.

Another thing to remember is that things change and events do not

stay the same. For instance, you may feel overwhelmed today with

your anxiety and feel that this is how you will feel the rest of

the week or month. This isn't correct. No one can predict the
future with 100 Percent accuracy. Even if the thing that you
feared does happen there are circumstances and factors that you
can't predict which can be used to your advantage. You never
know
when the help and answers you are looking for will come to you.

As a Layman, I realize it is not easy to deal with all of our
fears. When your fears and anxieties have the best of you, seek
help from a professional. The key is to be patient, take it slow,

and not to give up. In time, you will be able to find those
resources that will help you with your problems.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

This is interesting. Try it out !

Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese......

Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
(As shown in the figure below):

Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.

Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.

Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Do try this out.............
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

Good one!!!


This is a best mail I ever got and I feel to sharing it with all my readers.....

One of the Best Mails I ever read....The train has started
moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with
the working men and women and young college guys and gals.
Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son.
As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he
was thrilled with the scenery outside.. " See dad,
the scenery of green trees moving away is very
beautiful" This behavior from a thirty year old son
made the other people feel strange about him. Every one
started murmuring something or other about this
son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly
married Ravi whispered to his wife. Suddenly it
started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through
the opened window. The Thirty year old son, filled with joy
" see dad, how beautiful the rain is .."
Ravi's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling
her new suit. Ravi," cant you see its raining, you
old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a
mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"
The old man hesitated first and then in a
low tone replied " we are on the way back from
hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a
blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these
rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for
the inconvenience caused..." The things we see may be
right from our perspective until we know the truth. But
when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even
us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a
harsh action.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

World’s Top 10 Bridges

Check out the Top 10 longest bridges in the world

Lake Pontchartrain Causeway


Donghai Bridge



King Fahd Causeway


Chesapeake Bay Bridge

Vasco da Gama Bridge

Penang Bridge

Rio-Niteroi Bridge

Confederation Bridge

San Mateo-Hayward Bridge


Seven Mile Bridge


Thursday, February 14, 2008

Hi all

Do u know about SEO... It is all about Websites and SEO is Search Engine Optimization, which is very interesting and working system in our internet world... Now a days there are many internet jobs flowing but most of them are fake dont believe that and go to cheating works....If anybody interested to work at home contact me ill suggest you the some ways to earn at your home without any investment.
SEO is also a job like that......

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Brainy's Quote of the day

What does a fish know about the water in which it swims all its life?
--- Einstein

This Day in History


On the same day of 1986, the US’s Space Shuttle Challenger was rammed into pieces over the Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of central Florida, at 11:39 a.m. EST (16:39 UTC). This disaster caused because of the seal failure in the SRB joint, allowed the flare to reach the outside and impinge upon the adjacent attachment hardware and external fuel tank.

All the seven crew members were killed in this crash. A special commission, Rogers Commission was appointed to investigate the accident and the crew compartmet many other vehicle fragments were finally recovered from the ocean floor by recovery operation.

horoscope Today


good one.....

Thursday, January 24, 2008

My Blogs....

As my hobbies turned to writing blog and started with a blog named 'Join hands with me' a blog with colored informations and good fotos. I didn’t stopped with that, now my hands are scribbling in four of my Blogspots and I think these blogspots will help people and visitors with utile and crispy contents.
My Blogs is my first Admirations.....
Join hands with me in http://padma-articles.blogspot.com/

Share your junky experience with me in http://junkeverywhere.blogspot.com/

Market your site @ low cost in http://webmarketingin.blogspot.com/

Worlds special and innovative websites in http://thefirstlongestblogspotdomainname.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

My New Blog!!!

Have a visit to my new blog http://thefirstlongestblogspotdomainname.blogspot.com/
This is the first blogspot having longest domain name with 43 characters and that is the limit.....
You can gain information about the websites having their uniqueness with it like http://thefirstlongestblogspotdomainname.blogspot.com/ has its own for longest domain name.....

Monday, January 21, 2008

Hi everybody,




Petrol in Pakistan rs 17 per liter
Malaysia Rs 18 per liter
In India it's 51 per liter
Why this difference? 
Think We the people, the public must rise the question……

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Human or Ring holder

Is he smiling or he cant close his mouth.... Yeppp..... he is man in metal rings....

The Road Ends Nowhere

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Three Examinations special


Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and
show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's
office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only....


It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use
to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in
promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS


Student's declaration at the end of answer paper. It Reminds
me of Disclaimer Notices!

"I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2 the best of
mine & my friend's knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4
any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any
resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental."

One of the Print Ad I like very much.....


Smoking is indeed injurious to Health....

Work telephones..... Oh ya!!!

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a
family meeting.

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the
phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work
telephone

Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile


Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones
.